The inside of my fridge is so shiny and clean.
Empty, too.
Nope, not a fit of spring cleaning. More like a victim of major appliance failure. Yeah, my refrigerator died. We’ve had it less than five years, so I’m a little less than thrilled with this development. I think what bothers me most is having to [...]

Things I’m pondering right now:

Does it hurt my cat’s feelings that I call him “fat butt”?
Is the name-calling perhaps the reason why he feels compelled to drink out of my water glass?
What the hell was I thinking when I decided to stitch that zipper in by hand?
Should I have gone to bed two hours ago?
Will [...]